My current "wish list":

- The Flip
- Honda CR-Z Hybrid
- An iPhone (I hear they're thinking about a model with projectors!)
- The digitally remastered Beatles albums being released in September and/or "The Beatles: Rock Band"
- The Kindle

Sometimes the lists I make reflect my socio-economic background all too clearly...

Pizza Hut finally stops insisting what it sells has anything to do with pizza...

In a move to update its image for the mobile generation, Pizza Hut is rebranding and will now be known simply as "The Hut". Leaders at the company are convinced that this move will serve them well in the end, changing consumer expectations so there will be no disappointment when the food they are served is more reminiscent of a rickety old shack than of an actual pizza pie.

eHows that bite off more than they can chew, part II

So this is technically a wikiHow, but the point remains:

5/8/09: How to Cheer Up

Get the f*ck over it in just 8 easy steps! Also, from the "tips" section:

"Learning How to Be Optimistic is a good way to ensure cheeriness in the long run."



In other news, the #1 'How To' over at eHow.com is "How to Clean a Dog's Ears"

It's clearly a renter's market

Check out this apartment in Chelsea for only $1600 a month! Now you can conveniently scrub and scramble with ease!

I miss apartment hunting.

You know those "this makes sure you're not a computer" things?

Where you have to get really close the computer screen to decipher what letters/numbers are in a graphic so you can type them in so you can comment on your friend's blog?

Sometimes, I wish those words were real words.

Take "bortne." I think bortne would mean something like, "dissatisfied acquiescence." For example, "Tanya reacted to her boyfriend, Malloy's, desire to see 'Terminator' with a certain degree of bortne."

Fawns are cuddly slutbags

Playing hard to get... unconvincingly!















Clearly about to make out...












Caught in the act!!
























Threesome.

So. Many. Wonderful. Things.

About. This. Family. Portrait.